By Application - 28/07/2015 20:44 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If your boss is 100% serious, you're better off working in a place where you don't have an oblivious jackass as a boss. I honestly can't think of a better solution. Good luck.

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Maybe you're boss won't notice when you're promoted as their boss...that is, until you fire them for incompetence.

You've gotten paid for all those years... right?

Hey, at least you have your stapler, right?

If you work with a lot of people your boss might not know everyone

Quit... Start a competing company and put them out of business. Then hire your old boss so you are now his boss. When he asks for a promotion after 8 years tell him he doesn't work there. Boom