By Application - 28/07/2015 20:44 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML
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Morning_fml 22

If your boss is 100% serious, you're better off working in a place where you don't have an oblivious jackass as a boss. I honestly can't think of a better solution. Good luck.

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ancientera 12

this reminds me of office space xD

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ProfessorMctitie 20

this reminds me of that drake and josh episode where josh's boss keeps forgetting he works there

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Mauskau 35

That episode? That was pretty much every single episode haha

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soullyfe 33

At that rate, you could have been home and still getting paid since you apparently don't work there.

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Alicimo 11

What a weird thing to say, have they just started?

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zarrganaut 17

Damn. No promotion, aaand your boss doesn't know you. That really sucks, op. I'd start looking for a new job.

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hkhan24 23

Apply for the higher role. Who knows you might get it. If you do get it, then quit your old position.

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leogachi 15

@18 They wouldn't have to quit their current position if they got the higher position. If the higher ups don't realize that getting a new position in the company means that you can't work your old position then Op should question whether or not they want to work for such idiots.

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vikky538 28

You should have told him... If i prove you that i am working here then you have to give me a promotion...

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TipTopCaduceus 11

I am genuinely confused. Does the boss have no idea who you are, or did he just fire you for asking for a promotion?

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FalloutScrolls 25

I thought the exact same thing.

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vampiregal16rulz 5

I mean my second season at my part time job one of the heads of my department asked if I was a new hire, told him I wasn't, he asked my name and mentioned he'd seen it on paper but never had a face to put to the name. Now he really likes me for some reason, not that I'm complaining.

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