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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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stitch_book 4

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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Winter3ice 0

Ok seriously? How is this an FML? (First of all shame on you OP for asking ur b/f a trap question like that! I think women should be shocked or something every time we ask a dumb question like that. We have to break those habits, ladies, those kinds of questions are self deprecating and totally unfair.) I think that was the most awesome response ever! It was obviously meant to be light hearted and it was totally cute.

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xcynasty 0

Apparently your boyfriend loves biq asses. You asked a question an he answered. Get a sense of humor and qet over it.

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

#185 q =/= g. Please learn and implement this fact.

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kdkkat 0

not really an FML but its funny

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1121osu2110 0

what wrong with a guy liking a big butt?! I do!! I like the bubble butts!

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uh_durrr 0

If you're going to ask a loaded question, expect a manswer.

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Stephaline19 0

Lmao you guys are dumb,its just the internet don't fight. Ha! :P

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Dragons_corner 6

why the **** even ask this question? you know if it is big or not.

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KaylaJenai 0

This isnt even an FML... Everyone knows guys like big butts. But sometimes what they perceive as big, isnt big at all. Get over it xD

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