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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 tells us more.

Melime88 0

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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stitch_book 4

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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MikkiFrezz 0

Wtf?? How does that make your life suck?

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ScreamoxD 0

It would of been a better FML if he said, "I like small butts and i cannot lie."

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LiLx_fml 0

big butts are nice! well not huge but if your skinny with a nice fat but then Dangggggg !!! :)

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Inspired22 11

Your boyfriend is adorable!

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conehead45 0

Stop using your mouth as a hamburger vacuum cleaner!

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Brittneyyyy 7

I have a big butt too, OP. Don't worry, a lot of guys like 'em. Be glad your boyfriend is one of them ;)

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ratso820 0

hey! that's not the name of the song I'm offended

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KayAyBee 3

Haha I was just about to say the same thing! XD

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tinfire 0

why would u not wanna have a big booty lol guys love that lol not an FML lol

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mjammal 0

I like big butts and I can't not lie lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Can't not? So you would lie about liking big butts. ;)

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ninjasaurous 0

Clever, very clever.

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