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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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stitch_book 4

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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moomoomeow2 7

thats not an insult. don't worry.

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JmZ_fml 3

yo a fat ass is a blessing...if ur madd then u must be white...

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minktheshrink 0

I do believe a comma after the "yo" is in order!

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meeshellsmits 0

if this what at best buy getting out of a no.I van I laughed so hatd

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jhazmuzic 0

he's basically saying he likes you the way you are ^_^

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fiveonefiveoh 0

first of all, ydi for asking.. second of all.. big butts r sexy anyway! it's a compliment!!

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Dianaand_u_4evr 0

This is not a FML . i dont like people who take stuff tooo seriously :/ Like if he said "i like big butts, i cannot lie" :D lmfao ill be like Singing the whole song with him :d LMFAO your BF deserves a kiss :D IF u dont like his jokes , i can have him :)) You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed :O LIKE TWINKIES :D lmfao

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misslex 0

I don't get why having a big ass is such a bad thing? I love mine. more cushion for the pushin :)

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capricaz 0

Why is that bad? My bf tells me that all the time and I am really fit.

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