Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Timeshare

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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macone 30

Wednesday 14 February 2018 9:26

Did he know that he was your boyfriend?

DraftHail614 17

Wednesday 14 February 2018 11:01

So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.

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acmariner99 25

Wednesday 14 February 2018 16:07

Him? I hope

unintended_consequence 5

Wednesday 14 February 2018 20:20

Well he had to cook his wife dinner before sleeping with her. It's only fair

Bubbilility 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 4:43

I have to assume his wife already knows, or he's more stupid than he already sounds.

tounces7 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 5:46

Ya'll....this was posted by a guy? That adds a whole new level of intrigue. I mean...does his wife even know he's bi/gay?

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 15 February 2018 8:22

Oh God. Great. That could be a typo or it is not. Either way.......REALLY?!?!?!?!?!

Mynxie 26

Saturday 17 February 2018 8:48

Well, it is something the wife should be aware if the man is cheating with another man, to know if she needs to be tested for HIV.

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 15 February 2018 8:20

How did you not know about this beforehand? Well, at least he is not giving you a fake rose stolen from his "best friend".

thatslifeiguess7 16

Thursday 15 February 2018 15:19

7 months and no clue he was married? I think he just wanted to break up. Put it on Craigslist in your area the personal ads. "Hey I got caught in the rain, I ve got half a brain not into yoga or champagne he only came over after midnight is he married? Looking for the wife of john smith brown hair green eyes" btw this is partly from the pina colada song