By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML
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macone 30

Did he know that he was your boyfriend?

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DraftHail614 17

So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.

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sophiehelen 32

I try to be open minded about the stuff posted on here but I just can't imagine this ever happening

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macone 30

Did he know that he was your boyfriend?

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Dave_Davington 33

Look on the bright side. More food for you.

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kirby1964 20

Bummer for you, better luck with the next guy. Now the next question. Should you let her know?

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incoming_pudding 9

If I were the wife I'd want someone to tell me... same way as if I were the "girlfriend" the first thing I'd be doing is telling the wife! Then again I find it hard to believe that OP didn't have a clue about him being married, it might just be me being over sceptical but surely there must have been some red flags?

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DraftHail614 17

So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Mabye he was just retarded...

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ChakatBlackstar 29

maybe he and his wife were poly and looking for a new partner and thought this was a good way to drop the bomb on her?

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toooldforthis 19

I would have said yes and let her know when they came to dinner so he also would have been newly single, not for your benefit but for his wife. I know his wife is not your problem but if I were being cheated on, I'd want to know so I can handle it

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Dave_Davington 33

Unless he has an IQ in the single digits, he's not going to ask his wife to dinner with a girl with whom he's cheating on her. More likely, they have some sort of open relationship.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Or they never made it clear that they are dating. Maybe he thought that they were just friends.

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RichardPencil 30

His wife? You hope to win him over with your cooking so he’ll dump her for you? That’s an audacious plan!

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Chris_1163187222 15

How stupid are you? Honestly

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Summaria 10

I'm so confused. Did he know he was your boyfriend for 7 months? How far do you live apart? Have you had contact these 7 months? Was he married before these 7 months or did he just get married? If so didn't you notice a change in his behaviour or his mentioning of a new wife? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE????

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like he has put you in the friend zone all this time.

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