Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween....

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 566

You deserved it 4 018

By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 725

You deserved it 1 893

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 528

You deserved it 3 907

By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 630

You deserved it 4 854

By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 253

You deserved it 2 091

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 084

You deserved it 42 401

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 395

You deserved it 3 942

By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 720

You deserved it 3 561

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 169

You deserved it 2 448

OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:04

ouch.

kemolegend907 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too

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InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 18:53

ahahahahaha

sarcdude 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 22:00

Damn you Lil Wayne!

lilnorm 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:48

lol that is funny..... greatest break up line I have heard

kayla13938 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:19

you live in New Jersey? So do I do you want to be my friend?

EEric_14 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 6:45

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

franceypants 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:16

5 points to your ex for creativity(:

ashlleyy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:17

D A M N !

drethereason 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:32

didn't you know he was an asshole?

Kitty_taylor 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:53

Hell yeah, way funny. Hope he was joking.

bubberkill 5

Monday 1 August 2011 20:05

burned xD

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