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By grapes - 15/11/2015 22:12 - United States - Westfield

Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML

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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By lonely - 01/08/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 16 November 2015 12:12

He was just covering for not being able to understand it either

Davids9199 14

Monday 16 November 2015 12:06

Just look up the answers no I'm not saying cheat but if you need help googles your bestfriend

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Scotth901 22

Monday 16 November 2015 16:24

Maybe he couldn't understand it either? lol

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 16 November 2015 16:40

In today's world, google is the only friend you need when you have a question. There's no question, no matter how disturbing and outrageous it is, google will show you where to get your answers.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 16 November 2015 20:12

What class was it? But then there is always the point do you really need to use this in life?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 16 November 2015 20:44

In many cases you only need it in life to the point of passing school, then it becomes useless.

TheCerealKiller 24

Monday 16 November 2015 22:11

At least he gave you food.

guther_unicorn 15

Monday 16 November 2015 22:44

I find your dad hilarious :p

Alexandria79 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 0:12

to be honest us parents did that work a very long time ago...and probably don't remember much of it now to be of any help. besides that teachers have new ways for doing things. it still sucks though