Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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You deserved it 21 192

By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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amehl977 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:55

"let it go"

Bisnaga 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:52

Next time buy the DVD. Are you sure it was your friend and that he didn't downloaded it already like that?

Comments

Dpac7 19

Saturday 31 January 2015 16:48

I bet you don't have a lot of friends.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:51

Next time, borrow it from the library. Won't cost you a dime and no stupid pranks like that will happen.

speakfreely 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:59

Omg this man deserves an award

russellohh 2

Saturday 31 January 2015 21:24

"Today, i realized i am literally too poor to afford a $1.25 RedBox rental of a $7 DVD" would be an equally honest way to word this one...

thatcoolguy123 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 22:04

maybe there's no nearby RedBox... or maybe they just want to save money...

Callyn 47

Sunday 1 February 2015 4:02

Redboxes are everywhere. OP's in the US, he can spare $1.25. OP, you're a moron. If you're going to pirate shit at least do it yourself so your friends can't troll you.

prettygurl89 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 23:08

I hate that you got in trouble but that was a damn good joke lol

mattmsk005 8

Saturday 31 January 2015 23:49

Why Hasn't anyone brought up the point that by downloading he probably got it illegally so he definitely deserves it

emilyg2014 14

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:11

Well that got icy.

slutfactory 17

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:52

At least the snow-covered scenery didn't change.

Badabam_fml 14

Sunday 1 February 2015 2:01

If you hold your friend it was for family night: he's an ass and should have considered that there would probably be young kids around. If you didn't: that's a good plan on your friends behalf, just a sucky timing.