Weird excuse, but OK

By Nutty - 21/07/2019 00:04

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Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML
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TxKitten79 10

So tell her that a real woman wouldn't be so ******* ridiculous

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mekiswrite 21

As a girl, I don't care what a guy wears so long as everything is CLEAN and preferably no stains or funky smells.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s not the real reason. She probably just boned another dude and wanted to delay you for a day or so while you got the right underwear.

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moliknz 26

I was thinking that too, it’s not the real reason. It sounds like she has some other thing that’s making her not want to be intimate, so she just picked the first thing she could think of to delay it until she can talk about the real reason.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm glad to hear that not only men think this way. She was up to something.

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BLACKHEART46101 10

Go get a real girlfriend then, fotl are comfortable and my only option.

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mekiswrite 21

As a girl, I don't care what a guy wears so long as everything is CLEAN and preferably no stains or funky smells.

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eightbithero 12

So should guys expect no stains or funky smells of women as well? I mean, since a women's vag cleans itself and ****/modeling isn't reality, and underwear does get stained, and genitals do smell. Lol But sure... Lets hold women to these standards as well, since its harder for them.

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mekiswrite 21

When I say no stains I mean no skid marks. When I say no funky smells I mean that everything has been cleaned within the past 12 hours. I think those are reasonable expectations.

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mekiswrite 21

When I say "clean and no funky smells", I mean no skid marks and everything has been washed in the past 12 hours. I think those are reasonable expectations.

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TxKitten79 10

So tell her that a real woman wouldn't be so ******* ridiculous

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EmDizzle2007 28

yeah they would.

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1gullible_bugger 33

Time to get some Hanes.. 😂 And tell her she's crazy.

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Memnoc 26

So get some Gildan. They're more comfortable anyways.

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Henry8cooper 15

Wear your Fruit of the Loom and questioned sexuality with pride - and take both to someone who has half a brain and a full heart. Amen

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tiedyedpunk 2

wow. this is crazy. 20 years ago wrote a rap song with the lyric: "...minus half a brain and minus a whole heart..."

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Henry8cooper 15

You can have credit and copyright - I write lousy rapsongs anyway 😂

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fjvitt 14

Wait til we get our Hanes’ on you!

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