By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
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Swiifty_fml 9

Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)

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MartiOan 8

I bet you didn't see that coming...

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Swiifty_fml 9

Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)

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puggypark 14

Don't feel bad OP, she's not the right girl and she's a bitch

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Nevermind212 11

kick her to that corner where the dogs died

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jbones24 22

sounds like he gave her an easy out, unintentionally of course

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BillyJones 4

than* her. otherwise it seems like he would find someone better then go back to her lol.

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OscarDV 8

I want to know what they were talking about for him to ask that question and her just leave. There's got to be more to this

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jesustitts 20

There's always more to these FMLs. For all we know OP could be an awful boyfriend and she just needed good timing to finally break up with him. Or she could be cheating and planned to break up with him and this just happened to be the perfect opportunity!

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zed34 18

I'm sure that's her loss OP. cheer up!

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ViRepz 28

Maybe she dumped him for your muscles.

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MartiOan 8

I bet you didn't see that coming...

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

What an asswaffle. Op can do better than her.

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Treveyon56 14

Please not the word asswaffle. I used to joke with that word thinking I made it up, then found the meaning of it. O.O As for OP you be glad you lighten your load of one bitch.

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TheLittleBear 19

Wow, that's horrible! You're better off without a bitch like that, OP.

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

She's a cold bitch who isn't worth your time. Someone far better will come into your life. Stay strong, OP, and let the past stay where it is.

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redwrath 16

Man that blows. You deserve better not a heartless girl.

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ViRepz 28

I don't get how calling some women a cow is an insult. Cows are very beautiful, kind and useful creatures. Op's ex-gf doesn't sound like any of those things.

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shorty6823 28

They're smelly. I learned that the hard way when I moved three houses down from a cow farm.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

She sounds like a cruel woman OP, hopefully you give us a follow-up that says she walked away right in front of a bus.

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aintlifeapain 21

I like the way your mind works... *evil*

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pdp_fml 21

Life is tough sometimes. Keep your head up and keep looking for that special girl. I am sure that she is out there.

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