By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine 0

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

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Silhouette_fml 0

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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hateevryone 14

at least she was honest. but you should probably dump her

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EngagedToSatan 5

Was my dads as well when he first met my mom. Whats the big deal?

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jdortega 2

....what do you expect a girl to say?

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Sarah__917 14

At least, you have a nice car... But she's a bitch

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Rose_916 16

Shes a golddigger!!

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drayloon 50

At least you own something she enjoys riding

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Addh95 3

i would be ok with this. i love my car because ive put so much work into.

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