By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine 0

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

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Silhouette_fml 0

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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coopert28 0

ydi for being ugly and having no better qualities than your car

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psychette 0

my bf said he was only dating me for mymercedes.... it broke down 3 months ago... he still loves me. and i thought he was serious.

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nicanatasha 0

LOL. i have told my bf that before, but I was only kidding. maybe she was too?

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fmylife151 0

I myself have a nice new camaro, and my next gf will prob say the same thing :(

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UnsuicidalAsian 0

you just got punk'd. !

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catiap 0

that means she likes ur car isent she nice

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lauraburton95 0

this is how I feel about my sports car driving, cheater of an ex-boyfriend.

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