Weird and Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:12

I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:12

Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.

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G_bear24 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:32

If that's seriously the reason she loves you the most then its time to move on:/

DJisHere11 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:34

...And nothing was the same.

ohnowhyme123 15

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:38

according to her if you can't have incest you gotta have the next closest thing

foxy_grampa 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:40

Maybe she thinks her cousin is attractive, which would be weird but it would also mean she thinks you're attractive. Or she's jut creepy and has a crush on her cousin

lore90_fml 1

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:41

insist much? lol

usernameunkn0wn 18

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:46

I insist you don't comment anymore.

Smurfette23 3

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:47

Incest, a game for all the family! :)

Kateyez_26 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:49

Does your girlfriend happen to be from Tennessee?

martin8337 35

Sunday 8 December 2013 20:00

What about Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana or West Virginia?

Kateyez_26 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 22:46

Or Kentucky?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 December 2013 2:04

or New York, London or Tokyo

martin8337 35

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:54

It appears that she keeps in tha family, naybe Wrong Turn style.

Harrison38 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:56

ew

emily689 25

Sunday 8 December 2013 20:00

It's a family affair!

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