Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about...

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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DrConstantine 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:15

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:24

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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sinceidcishare 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That really sucks. If she meant that and was nice, she would have at least lied to you to save you the pain.

PlastikSeraph 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 11:47

Are you kidding me? Thats the best compliment a woman can give a man.

supertacowaffle 41

Tuesday 19 April 2011 1:31

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money....:)

SiraSiemens 21

Friday 10 June 2016 10:10

and boys dont like girls, boys like boobs, ass and pussy. i think it works differently for men and women though

Unvirtuous 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:10

YDI for picking a superficial girlfriend.

iliketurtles69 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:37

Well if it's a nice car....

mikey41414 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

No worries, now you know you can bang her until you find a different gf.. (shrug)

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

Either she's a bitch or you're really boring.

lnm701 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:15

Well, what kind of car do you drive?

DrConstantine 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:15

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

kezzamumma 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:24

You are an evil bastard

krankypoptart 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:16

Honesty. What more can you ask for in a relationship??

yes_yes_yes 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:16

ahhhhh.... she's progressing nicely into a great gold digger ;) just keep the dough a' rollin' If you don't like it... be more interesting...=P

Dukedj 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:19

I would drop that bitch. The worst thing about people is the fact that some of them use you for personal gain. If she was joking, then that is fine, but if she was serious, I would forget about her.