Weird and Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me....

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:12

I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:12

Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.

Comments

MrSarcasmic 10

Monday 9 December 2013 1:38

ah, Kentucky is such a wonderful place.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 9 December 2013 1:45

Jerry jerry jerry!!!

MMWolves 7

Monday 9 December 2013 1:55

Run... now!

awilliams44 9

Monday 9 December 2013 2:03

Incest O.o

worldclassrager 39

Monday 9 December 2013 2:39

Well it's a legitimate reason...hopefully at least a second cousin...

A1CPENA 11

Monday 9 December 2013 2:49

Damnn remindes me of whrn i was stationed in mississippi

jaybone87 8

Monday 9 December 2013 2:58

livin in Texas?

catsie_fml 14

Monday 9 December 2013 3:10

Does she live in the country?

Cadillac4427 8

Monday 9 December 2013 3:44

great use of a pun...and I am glad it wasn't previously used ...kudos :>)

Lainef12 4

Monday 9 December 2013 4:54

Do you live in Alabama?

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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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