Love: Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied... - FML

By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Top comments

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 28 December 2009 21:05

Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.

devildog42787 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:00

YDI for asking such a stupid question

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butterflyhearts 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:27

lmao

ily1210 10

Monday 28 December 2009 23:37

FYL for him saying that, but YDI for complaining -.-

ironstove 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:52

Hey man, if you're ugly then you're effing ugly. Would you like your husband to lie about it and get mad at him over that? Or would you like him to tell the truth and get mad about that? How about you don't be a dumbass and don't bother asking questions where men can't even ******* give a good response no matter what they say.

butterflyhearts 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:00

you have a semi good point

hitoshura 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:57

how is that a FML? somebody's insecure.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:20

He is smart because everything is relative and beauty depends on taste!

tomc666 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:21

you should make it more clear - like "Am i pretty compared to a mutilated toad" for example.

sexpanther10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:24

arggggh, i hate FML's like this...nobody cares about your pitiful complaints. Get a divorce if you hate your life so much

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:42

wow he could have just say 'oh honey, you are the prettiest thing on earth' or something. he is such a douche bag haha

alex1432 9

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:58

fair question...

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:05

YDI. Wtf would you ask such a stupid question for.

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