Love: Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied... - FML

By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 28 December 2009 21:05

Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.

devildog42787 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:00

YDI for asking such a stupid question

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djtelekinesis 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:24

That's whatcha get for fishing for compliments.

danceintherain_ 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:12

http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=c66ee44265ba3b89d30a5c5e1165d13c

darkcrow7 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:44

DAMN YOU GOT PWNED BABY!! hahahaahah

itouch23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:46

:(

imameankid 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:47

How did you look? Were you wearing that facial crap that, while on, makes you look like Swamp Thing? Did you get a really bad hair cut? Maybe he was buying time to find a way to be honest and flattering. "What can I say that won't piss her off" kind of thing. God knows women hate it when men lie to them. Of course, if my b/f would have asked that question, I would have given him something to compare to. *shrug* Guess I'm just more secure than most.

itsalmost3am 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:05

i think most of you just need to lay off. some people have bad days. grow the **** up and stop wasting so much time on this.

Clover2009 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:14

When are women going to learn that most men just don't think the same way as most women? Sheesh.

MF12 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:30

you must be REALLY insecure

el3ctr1k 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:11

lol

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:54

WHY the heck are people asking these dumb questions? I NEVER ask my husband that. Its stupid to do so. He MARRIED you, so its not about (or necessarily about) looks. Stop being insecure about your looks.

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

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