By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
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DocBastard 38

Since the fish are already cleaned, may as well have your husband make dinner. Fish, anyone?

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SirCharles83 13

Sounds like your husband will be sleeping with the fish.

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The_F3rris 11

Thats how my dad babysits too. Maybe its a guy thing. He should clean the mess up though since it happened on his watch.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

A guy thing? More like a crappy illfit parent thing. So what if he was tired? He could have stayed awake a few more hours, tucked the daughter into bed for a nap too, or told his wife that he is unable to complete a simple task.

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Somebody already beat you to it! Look at #9 Also, it's *pear tree. Like the fruit..

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Lol, and #60 apparently

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Maybe there was an odor and the daughter thought the fish needed a bath? I mean smart girl if that was the case....

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skyeyez9 24

My mom told me my dad tried to change my diaper, once. After he changed me, my mom came over to pick me up, the diaper completely fell off. My dad blamed me and said it was cause i wouldn't sit still.

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onorexveritas 23

that's a hell of an example

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noisebox 1

Looks like you've reproduced with a ' tool'

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katie887 2

It's really cute, and funny! You will laugh at it when u grow old with your daughter.

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