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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 25 February 2011 16:02

Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?

prinzess_fml 25

Friday 25 February 2011 16:12

At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.

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ssurtrebor 2

Friday 25 February 2011 20:57

That's funny, because he always succeeds in taking the humor from me. Maybe he transfers it.

pablothepenguin 2

Friday 25 February 2011 20:58

Justin Bieber is mentioned e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e!

chosenunicorny 5

Friday 8 July 2011 16:24

:)

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 21:04

ohhh you got parred!! **** JUSTIN BIEBLEKJEHEER

smokindagoo 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:49

Yeah you most likely had that one coming. for her to go with the babysitting burn right off the rip, means more than likely you have done some dumb stuff in front of her before and you just even thinking there was a chance was a joke in it self

cul8r 4

Friday 25 February 2011 21:53

How does it feel, being in a free Egypt? The revolution was incredible. We were all there with you, but you had all the risk. Enjoy the new life all of you earned together!

Roxxay 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 14:26

with your babysitter. have fun:)

mowilliams42610 0

Friday 25 February 2011 22:04

damn

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 26 February 2011 0:28

Well, did you really expect your math teacher to say yes? ...Sorry, OP. That was mean. I apologize! *Tear*

McNipps 3

Saturday 26 February 2011 0:29

She could have been trying to start q conversation

jackipoo 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 0:40

haha ur gayyy

anonymous1312 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:07

that's something I would say to avoid the question so...

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