By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.

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nightlilies 0

Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.

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NiceGuyz 0

What's Gorramit? And OP you should of made sure you knew who she was bringing or stop her from bringing anyone. Although I am guessing you never had any chance with her. ^NiceGuyz^

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Draminicaus 0

I saw that one coming, Space Pirate Cowboy. lol I think you should take that as an "It'll never happen" sign.

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parksejun 11

Let us have a moment of silence for our brother in the friendzone.

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CoachLlama 5

Lesson here. Be a bit more specific about your intentions with "da" ladies. Unless you were looking for some kind of threesome.

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NiceGuyz 0

@4 No a girl cannot be a player only men are able to reach player status. The female equivalent of player is ****. ^NiceGuyz^

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nycy 0

Double standards for the win! FLAME-SHIELD

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marcranger 28

wrong. men are *****. or wannabe *****, which is even worse.

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Justforlolz 14

Depends. You got to admit, no matter which side you are on, you will always be considered sexist.

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dragead12 0

or we can, you know, get rid of social stigma for choosing to have casual sex?

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McBurgar 0

No, they're filthy filthy ******!

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DocBastard 38

Dinner and a movie? What is this, 1967? I thought kids these days go out for PCP and a MMA fight.

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dustandashes 0

man u must be one of those old ppl who sit on the porch and talk about the good ol days and how u would never be so rude as kids today. just shut up and yes I realize the irony

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DocBastard 38

Damn kid! Get off my comment! And my lawn!

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C6Racer 0

Doc never fails. Never. lmao

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kayybby 1

I think doc needs to get off the computer every once in awhile.. every one of these I've read had a comment by him on it. I'm 18 and never sit around on the internet near as much as this person evidently does.

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DocBastard 38

I think you need to mind your own goddamn business. Who the **** cares how old you are and how much time you spend here? The way my schedule works gives me a few minutes here and there through the day, and some days (like today), I pull a 24 hour shift. And I happen to have my iPhone with me constantly, so I pull it out and look on here. Contrary to what you may believe, I don't comment on every FML. Go back and check if you don't believe me. Wait, why the hell am I justifying myself to a ******* pissant like you? I have an idea- why don't you go place a plastic bag tightly over your head and test the hypothesis that humans are aerobic organisms. Do it now.

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Draminicaus 0

That's gotta be the funniest insult I've ever heard. I applaud you, sir.

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DocBastard 38

You're right, chaos. Absolutely right. I guess I felt the need to defend my honor or something. I'll try to keep it simple.

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GTmustang07 0

dude, Doc does not even look old enough to know her multiplication table ;) please do not take that seriously. I know you fml'ers out there do that some times lol

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perdix 29

I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.

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Sholloway 0

It's truly a sad lesbian who lacks a gaydar. :(

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iheartglasses 0

Thats pretty mean on her part. Why did she say a friend and not mention that it was her boyfriend. She should have picked up you were asking you out and, instead of embarrassing you, let you down easy

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roobear 2

She said she was bringing someone, not a friend. OP definitely should have asked who. If you're asking someone on a date (especially when it's the same sex) you need to be a bit more clear than normal, I think.

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