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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 020

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 285

You deserved it 11 863

By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 25 February 2011 16:02

Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?

prinzess_fml 25

Friday 25 February 2011 16:12

At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.

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Gingerkid123 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:07

@ prinzess ur right everything is back 2 normal in Egypt. Were all helping each other, cleaning the streets and their is freedom in the air. P.S. It was never normal lol.

dansco 24

Saturday 26 February 2011 10:33

Shush baby! Suck on your dummy once you find it after spitting it out as it's the only thing you will be sucking tonight lol ;)

jewels1877 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:41

You must look like Justin Bieber

rawrxchuck 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:05

either she had other plans, or your a lousy date

jenbop 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:25

Looking like Justin Bieber would be a plus. Even my 50 year old mother wants him.

Meowfml 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:37

She obviously meant she would love to go with you but she has to babysit.

jayz9 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:50

Oh damn thats cold

TKrisha_fml 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 18:44

Dam that must suck

Ali_Ridhima541 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:32

that makes no sense

simonk1043 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:57

Wtf

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