Love: Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our...

By EpicFail - 25/01/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

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By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:47

Well obviously she was right. You never called her.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:09

Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:44

it appears as if that person has the wrong number. If you really want to ROTFLMAO then text back saying "How could you do this to me? I'm going to murder your family because of you!"

mackenzieex3 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:49

how is this an fml for you? more like fhl...

steshaa 10

Monday 24 October 2011 18:30

Exactly

MsKimPossible 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:49

What's truly sad is this chick was breaking up with someone in a text message. I got one step better- boyfriend of nine months dumped me over the phone... EpicFail should text her back and tell her how lame she is for using a text for this.

Chris Kent 2

Friday 13 January 2017 15:45

<p>100% agree</p>

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:09

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:47

Well obviously she was right. You never called her.

If0nly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:23

Haha.

elfknight 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:24

Text her back. She needs a rebound guy now!!

SirDirtyRedD 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 10:37

agreed

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:53

just tell her you want to get back together lol

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:26

this isn't FML material. and yes you should reply making up some bizarre shit.

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:37

Dude, just ring back and be like "Hey, I think you've got the wrong guy. I was really sorry to hear about your ex, he sound terrible. You must be going through a rough time, maybe I can help? Say..Friday? At the movies? I'd give you my number, but you already have it"