By dorianseiji - 11/03/2015 20:37 - France - Amiens

Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Jinxsie 27

I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...

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Exodiafinder687 58

Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.

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ma12r 22

Why didn't you clean off the apple first? I know you didn't know what she did with it but it's always good to clean and rinse any fruit before you eat it

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HomeworkEater 0

OP said her sister was "playing at Snow White" (imagining), not "playing in Snow White" (performing). Also, I agree that the apple should have been fine if you washed it first.

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jlnotary 33

Glad those were the only "poisonous" things she could think of, but even that would be enough to make you want to vomit. FYL OP.

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mcamilli 14

Maybe your Prince Charming will come around soon?

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Rayth 19

How does one not realize the apple was not tainted with

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HollyPolly 19

Oh my goodness, if this didn't end with you eating it I would say that she sounds very clever and creative.

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The_Skittish_One 27

Ugh! I'm curious about where your sister left the apple; did she put it back in a fruit bowl or something?

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Gennocent 17

Pretty cool kid who plays Snow White and wants to be the witch :P

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Exaspera 54

Obviously you're still alive. That's a good thing, right? ?

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