By dorianseiji - 11/03/2015 20:37 - France - Amiens

Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Jinxsie 27

I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...

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Exodiafinder687 58

Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.

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pizzaloverchick 9

no offense, but could you not tell?

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MiaPine 12

That's why you ALWAYS wash fruit before eating it. You don't know where that thing's been

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momac86 17

Well if you don't get sick it ought to boost your immune system quite a bit

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tigger5986 12

you didn't taste or smell anything out of the ordinary? I mean unless you washed it, in which case it would be a perfectly edible apple and you have nothing to worry about -__-

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apcsox 18

For some off reason all this made me think of is Cinemasins on YouTube "In this scene the director said make her eat this apple to look like more of an asshole"

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nightfall8705 33

That's why I ALWAYS wash any apples I get before eating them. You never know where they've been.

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