By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 637
You deserved it 1 587

Same thing different taste

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JMichael 25

Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.

That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable

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That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable

MikaykayUnicorn 36

I hope you didn't have much money in there or any irreplaceable objects or photos. Sadly my first thought was "at least it wasn't your phone" until I realized a wallet full of stuff likely has more value.

JMichael 25

Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.

Dressed all in black? That's no fun. Dress up as a turtle and bring a pizza.

CheekyRaccoon 27

This can somehow be turned into a metaphor. Something about loosing money to a hole that's wet. Sorry about your wallet through OP.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Yeah, I must admit it's not my finest work. I Probably should stick to making funny obscure scenarios and bad puns.

Go down into the sewers and find it. Just watch out for clowns.

That awful moment when a cliche really does come true... Sorry about your luck, OP!

Bye a stick and chewing gum to get your wallet.

Get on The Price Is Right and win you some Plinko!

Time to put those fishing skills to use!