It's Halal for Muslims

We're so used to genuine stupidity these days, apparently it's hard to notice when somebody is obviously pretending.

Wrong religion.

come on guys, this is obviously a joke :)

Nope, alcohol is perfectly fine for Muslims, unless you translate "do not drink this one specific wine" as "no alcohol ever."

it's debated but let people worship whatever they want however they see fit as long as they're not hurting anyone

That's because your don't know much about Islam. I think that what she did would still be considered wrong. I'm a Muslim btw.

It's basically Yankee Gift Swap. Which might send you googling again, come to think of it.

Basically everyone brings a gift of a certain value for no one in particular, it all gets placed in a pile, and people pick gifts at random not knowing what they'll receive.

Wouldn't it have been the exact opposite if anyone else had gotten it though?

Which is why it makes this FML so hilarious :D

OP didn't buy the alcohol, she received it as part of a random gift exchange at work.

I imagine some Muslims wouldn't be too thrilled about a woman in public without a burqa, but different sects of different religions choose to acknowledge different parts of their doctrines.

An Islamic priest equivalent.

Google is a wonderful thing. You should try it!

Thanks for that, Aldous Huxley. Just saying, if its such a "wtf"-worthy word, its pretty easy to figure out.