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By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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By highschoolnobody - 23/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "guest." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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No reunion for you

By anyone - 02/09/2010 04:48 - Lebanon

Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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ELoni_fml 25

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:34

I think that's not in order for a lot of people, I hardly talk to anyone from that period. Look on the bright side, nobody in your personal space ;)

BeautifulChaos27 37

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:36

In all honesty, most of those people in the assembly you'll never hear from again like a year or two after graduation anyway.

Comments

FaultfulJoy 7

Thursday 9 October 2014 1:55

I know how you feel..

HomelessDonut 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 1:58

"those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives" SCHOOL STOP LYING!!!

Mrwhispels 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 1:58

insert forever alone meme here

LeBandit 20

Thursday 9 October 2014 2:01

who needs friends when you can have imagination

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 2:05

Aww! Don't worry, you won't feel alone while in a huge college lecture hall :P

Mauskau 35

Thursday 9 October 2014 2:10

I talk to maybe 4 people that I went to school with, and 2 people that I went to college with. I honestly don't miss the rest.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 9 October 2014 2:21

Go past that row...maybe take a turn or two as well

SanpakuEyes 18

Thursday 9 October 2014 2:25

I don't talk to a single person from high school. I don't even live in the same state. You never know where life will take you! Take such speeches for what they are: platitudes to fill the silence.