I am very liberal minded. I may only be 19 but I know it I came home early to find a boy in my house, and have him say something like that, I would just look at him and give him one piece of advice. "run". you don't need to be a republican to want to protect your little girl.

34- You would give him advice and tell him to run? You are a more forgiving person than I.

what can I say? I really get into the christmas spirit.

I am surprised to see that the OP made it out of there alive. I do not think he would have at my home.

Telling him to run only makes the hunt more fun muhahaha >:D

I've never seen hilarious spelled with a "y" before.

Unfortunately I have.

You know whats hilarious? Your spelling.

Ys'nt yt correct? Y alwais tipe thys wai.

She's dutch. Obviously English isn't her first language. As if you guys never make mistakes in a foreign language... :)

I assumed she was trying to make us pronounce it differently in our heads to exaggerate it a bit. Sort of like, "that's HIGH-larious." If it's a mistake though, ah well. Mistakes happen.

It shouldn't matter where you are from. I'm Dutch as well. English is mandatory here.

I'm new to FML and I don't understand why comments like that get disliked it was obviously meant to be spelled like that I've never seen so Mitch hate for the freedom of speech on any other app can you please explain why

Why is everyone disliking this comment? Screw you guys for being so rude it's just a spelling error get off your high horse!

Gosh, I hate these cocky little cockshites who sneak in and have sex with their gfs when the "parents aren't home." It never works!

I'm surprised OP isn't spending christmas in casualty for this... or maybe he is..

47-It has for me.

He's still able to post an FML about it, so he's alive. Bet they won't last much longer as a couple though - if dad has anything to say about it!

I'll gladly take that bet.

Nice save :)

Except for him being naked......

Well we don't know that for sure yet. Maybe the dad kicked his ass afterwards.

I read "ass kicked" then saw your picture and immediately laughed.

He should have gotten a foot up his ass

OP's a dumbass

So don't have sex at your own house either? Where then, at the neighbours?

My friend has sex at his neighbor's house! ...he's dating his neighbor.

I think you're supposed to do it in a dark alley or a cave of some sort.

I believe they meant to not have sex in their parents home because the children don't have ownership so they shouldn't be doing disrespectful things like that to their parents. Don't have sex anywhere unless you own the place.

Serious question: What about me? I don't really like doing it in the family home but I've been with my boyfriend 3.5 years, very serious, talked about marriage and all that but only haven't because we know we won't be able to afford to move out of our parent's places for at least another 4 years.Should I just be celibate till then?

Doodlecloud, Yes, yes you should! If you can't afford your own place & if you don't want to get married, then you shouldn't be doing it!

...I DO want to get married, we're just trying to be realistic and sensible finance-wise...that said, I don't really see why that matters as nowadays there are a lot of people in happy, long-term relationships who don't want to get married because they just don't see the need. :/

4 more years? Certainly you could strange something before then, it sounds like you're both headed to college, so a part time job to get a tiny apartment might just be the freedom you need.

Who cares if they have sex in their parents house. What matters is if the parents are okay with it. If you have been with your partner for almost 4 years, and your parents don't mind they stay, then fine, whatever. But if your parents do not like it, then respect that. My boyfriends mom let me stay over before we moved in together. She said we were adults, that we didn't need to be told what to do. My mom, however, did not allow my boyfriend to stay over. So he didn't stay over. All depends on the parent.

Except a hotel room, of course...

Me and my girl do it in an abandoned factory

I prefer awkward moments than my daughter having sex in somewhere unsafe....

No, his girlfriend was.

Technically, they both were.

Depends on who did the work.

Because?

Because the dad will kick his ass. Keep up

But if he was naked, it would be awkward and funny :D

Socks...