Love: Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing...

By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

With a heavy heart…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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A day to remember

By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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You deserved it 3 706

By skid - 02/06/2015 14:59 - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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You deserved it 3 116

Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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You deserved it 3 858

By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 776

Dangerousreaper 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 10:38

You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it

Selphis 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 10:38

Well... at least you got the bouquet...

Comments

MdMan2 23

Tuesday 23 June 2015 13:52

There's nothing wrong with being single… Don't be too hard on yourself.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 23 June 2015 14:11

The bouquet supposedly makes you next...so that's a plus...and I have had that happen to me as well...so don't feel bad

johnny692 6

Tuesday 23 June 2015 14:31

gay

hantu69 22

Tuesday 23 June 2015 15:47

She is trying to say something , sorry OP . haha

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:26

You say that as if not being married is a bad thing?

Stxsyh 30

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:32

Me next! I could use the bouquet to wipe away the tears of jealous bitches.

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 23 June 2015 18:38

Flowers aren't very absorbent, I suggest trying tissues or paper towels. That moment when I'm drunkenly riffing on my own comment.

ieatllamasforfun 7

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:57

I wish my bestfriend would've done this for me. I had to jump for it and then everyone looked at me like I was selfish for not letting a 9 year old have it. Pretty sure the 9 year didn't buy a wedding gift nor has a boyfriend but IM THE BAD GUY.