Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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M13LO 0

you should have got busy since she was already there

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im_asian 0

i wouldnt. craziness is a turn off for me. unless shes got some epic ****.

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czarofandronia 0

LMFAO U should get a restraining order on that chick

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Bcfrmkc816 17

why if a guy does something like that he is a creeper or perv but it's perfectly ok for a bitch to do it?

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yes_im_hater 0

are you jesus? do you happen to work at a Record and Tape Traders?

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greenltrn2003 0

well...of course. the bird is the word

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

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KingAfter 0

of course it's an FML, I mean I guess he had a reason to break up with her and doesn't wanna have a relationship with her anymore, while she crazily does. but the really bad part about this is that she has a key... that's pretty creepy. if he does something she doesn't like she can sneak into his apartment and mess it up. you should've seen the crazy eyes though, so YDI! j/k FYL.

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catastrophicsock 0

Hi. Please learn English/learn how to type. Thanks.

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mrlucky4444 0

#5- first of all, learn how to spell secondly, your story did not happen to your friend, you took it straight from the movie Paranormal Activity

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azhein 0

number 5 do you seriously think that was the fml?

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lagodfatha 0

um I don't understand ur story at all u confused the hell outta me

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Daemonknight 0

5, please stfu and get off the internet

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Yaggi 0

#5 what you're referring to is the movie called paranormal activity.

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Juliaa15 6

I'd have to agree with 111. The use of "totes" not only made me want to give a courtesy chuckle, but it totes wanted me to join in and troll too.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

yeah I knew where it was going when he said micah

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Bizenghastly 0

5- O_O I sincerely hope you are not as pathetically retarded in real life.

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Hershey903 5

I really just wanna take your keyboard and hit you in the urethra with it. That'll teach you to spell.

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watchasay71 4

LOL it's funny yet disturbing at the same time.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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jake040 3

dogs can't make sandwiches though

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jake040 3

dogs can't make sandwiches though

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snafu57 1

does she look like Meryl Streep? fatal attraction if I ever heard one. she isn't afraid of commitment, though. that's a plus

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waterynuggets 0

Nah I think it would help more if she resembled Glenn Close.

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