Miscellaneous: Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the...

By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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Foreshadowing

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 23:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML

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Hush

By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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What's on your mind?

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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With friends like these…

By MaySheRestinPeace - 06/03/2020 15:00

Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML

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Dead wrong

By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 08:08

Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 16:24 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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fawfulster 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

Then it seems you were his only true friend there.

slooby_fml 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:33

That's really sad and disrespectful. Unless he was the type of guy who would rather people joke around than be sad

Comments

Zach_Bax 6

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:39

Sounds like he should be writing an FML.

yellowaholic 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:58

Well he is dead so.....

BadApple88 29

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:40

So sad. People need to learn that you never speak ill of the dead

Quasita 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:17

No one said they were speaking ill of the dead...

dweeds508 24

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:42

People really should have respect for the dead

Dashelle 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:49

That's awful. They could be trying to mask their pain with humor, but there is a time and place for everything.

raww77 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:34

depends on the guy in the casket if he has a weird sense of humor he might not mind and wanted his funeral to be a happy one I would of course there would be mourning bit like nick swardson said higher john stamos to be there or maybe the grim reaper I would prefer both

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:49

Sign of the times, unfortunately. Allow me to guess, these morons where in shorts as well.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:50

Yeahhhhh..... that's only really acceptable at Fred Phelps's funeral, or Kim Jong-un's, or Chris Brown's if he doesn't stop being an annoying ****.

Cambo522 6

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:06

wow really?

MisUnFortunate 31

Saturday 3 August 2013 6:06

I'd want my funeral to be like that. If anyone showed up. I'd also want there to be a party afterwards and for everyone to get drunk.

tranced_ 45

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:38

deal.

candiicane 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:11

It's one thing to be light hearted at the viewing, but during the actual funeral and eulogy you should show respect for the dead AND the family who are grieving.