By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
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CammyGal 26

Yeah, because you had total control over how and when you were born, right?

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limitedition 25

Your self respect is worth more than $3500. I actually feel bad for your grandpa for dying such a bitter fool. You, however, will be just fine without $3500.

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Twisted_Angel 17

that's messed up... but there is a way around it. freeze some of your sperm, then get it done, then collect the money and laugh.

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Elendil_fml 10

$3500 for a vasectomy? I'll take that if you won't.

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terjesdottir 5

I personally would do it, but that's unfair of your grandfather though. But why?

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thisisFMLsoFYL 11

Just get it when ur old

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divadro102 16

Accept it, store it and later in life get a vasectomy. Way later in life.

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thewaterbear 10

Why would they be mad at YOU for being born out of wedlock? It's not like you begged your dad when you were a sperm to release you from your quarters.

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monster_tamer 11

It occurred to me that OP could get a reversible vasectomy using RISUG, which has a grassroots movement in the USA to make it affordable and accessible. Grandpa never said it had to be permanent!

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Never said you had to do it immediately. Put that portion into saving and 40 years from now when you've had your kids get it done. Won't matter then anyway. Loopholes, people! Think like a lawyer.

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