Money: Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station...

By maarkblack - 22/05/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

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By The Drew - 21/09/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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You deserved it 39 031

By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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You deserved it 22 646

By Ihadnoidea - 12/12/2015 19:41 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

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You deserved it 7 108

By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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You deserved it 5 087

By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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You deserved it 8 781

dinosxxrawr 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:54

gas prices are ridiculous. if the place is real. please share.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:14

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Comments

SweetCaliber77 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 14:59

Haha, come to Canada it's like $1.40

westboundcali 13

Thursday 23 May 2013 16:13

Lol this is one of the funniest FML's ever!

max1236547 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 19:28

there are circle Ks in my area for 3.09 per gallon

crazy1999 1

Friday 24 May 2013 1:34

Weve got gas for 3.20here

honoshikun 3

Friday 24 May 2013 22:55

You must live in California, it's still less than that in many parts of the US.

honoshikun 3

Friday 24 May 2013 22:58

I hate those kinds of dreams, I always wake up thinking they actually happened.

kandyz_land 4

Thursday 30 May 2013 8:01

Our gas is about 3.20$ per gallon on average in Alabama right now , it's funny to hear people out here complain about how high it is.. I'm from southern California so I know what real gas prices feel like. Smh

sonofacroissant 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 17:43

I live in Indiana and gas is around $3.80 here.

chezgigi 7

Monday 3 June 2013 3:03

This is too funny- having a dream about prices that are close to what they really are- What is wrong with your subconscious? Why wouldn't you have a dream about prices from 1970's when 50 cents would give you some serious cruising time? Or, at least a dream about prices from 2005-