Love: Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden....

By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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You deserved it 4 267

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 256

You deserved it 3 703

By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 205

You deserved it 4 161

By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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You deserved it 4 982

It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 5 369

By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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You deserved it 9 005

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 446

That's so lovely!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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You deserved it 4 033

Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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You deserved it 7 471

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

bengermin 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

Pow!! Right in the kisser!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:58

Aweee, how sweet!

Comments

jsturaveragegirl 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:15

aaaaand.....pie face!

MichellinMan 20

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:33

God damn it's not PIE! your the second I've corrected.

DocBastard 38

Friday 14 October 2011 0:44

God damn it, it's "you're", not "your"! You're the 1,584th I've corrected.

MichellinMan 20

Friday 14 October 2011 0:56

Dearest Docbastard, I'm about as smart as Forrest Gump... You keep track of how many people you correct? Now that, is epic.

MichellinMan 20

Friday 14 October 2011 1:26

64- nope, I didn't, but it wasn't incorrect.

MichellinMan 20

Friday 14 October 2011 2:52

80- either you are straight retarded, or you are 7 years old. A comma there is correct, and it doesn't have to be after an introductory. I asked my English teacher in 9th grade if it was correct. Your a god damn moron.

SkardeyKat 3

Friday 14 October 2011 4:41

80 - I read it like it was just supposed to be a pause, as in "now that (pause) is epic". Of course I could be wrong and probably am, but that's how I read it.

skata 4

Friday 14 October 2011 4:43

97- I could be wrong, but I believe as the writer, you can take creative license to place a comma where you want a pause in the sentence, like right there.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 14 October 2011 5:18

But it adds a dramatic pause...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 14 October 2011 9:44

Your bit average your over the edge and wam pie to the face

alexchiltonLC 7

Friday 14 October 2011 10:20

Who cares!!!!

MichellinMan 20

Friday 14 October 2011 12:48

TheIsland- well, ask my teacher that I've asked. Yea, you were a dick for pointing that out. Apology excepted. Don't burn any more Jews, please.

siickman 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:15

Simply a lawl ... Thats all i can say .. Just lawl >.

MichellinMan 20

Friday 14 October 2011 2:55

All I can say is no.

Milk_Moon 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:16

It must be love looove love. Nothing more nothing less pie in the faace.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:19

This calls for revenge. Tell him you're going to have a kinky evening and tie him to the bed naked. Then just leave for a few hours. What an immature twat.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:46

Even better if you give him a little strip tease show and force him to watch helplessly before you take off. Hahaha!

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 14 October 2011 1:56

42 - yes 28 - you mean twit. A twat is a ******.

HeavyScout 0

Friday 14 October 2011 6:17

70- True fact: a twit is a pregnant goldfish. Don't believe me? Look it up (unless my world renounced biology teacher is lying to me). So I think twat is more appropriate for this scenario.

ambamm135 7

Friday 14 October 2011 7:36

Even better have a Justin Beiber pandora radio station on while he is tied to the bed as well. Now that would be revenge!

DoctorWhooves 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:20

Sounds hilarious! Though the being locked out isn't cool.

valleyshooter 8

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:24

that'll keep you on your toes.

Jamicianprince 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:26

Know how you feel

doogy15 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:28

Ways to break up lol

siickman 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:34

You. Look. Like. Snooki...... :O

Enslaved 36

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:38

Come on! This prank seems epic. You just need to make sure it's done to the right person with a great sense of humor. In my case, I'll have to leave a trail of money. (: