Love and Health: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am...

By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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You deserved it 2 245

ThePaperDragon 31

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:36

But origami flowers are adorable! :(

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:57

You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!

Comments

Wintermelons 19

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:33

Someone must not have been feeling rosy!

ThePaperDragon 31

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:36

But origami flowers are adorable! :(

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:53

How did I guess you’d comment on this one?

ThePaperDragon 31

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:54

Haha! It must be the username. ^_^

donb23 23

Thursday 15 February 2018 12:08

so are you!

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:40

Real roses don't last very long anyway.

Aurora25 29

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:49

Why are you with such a bitch?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 February 2018 1:57

You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!

Slim87R 7

Thursday 15 February 2018 2:49

Now is the time to throw down! You must enter the gauntlet of rosedom and prove once and for all that she is worth the fire and fury! Or, you know, date someone who isn't crazy.

Moxie Mettle 10

Thursday 15 February 2018 3:04

What. A. Right. ****. **** that's awesome you made those for her.

Bubbilility 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 4:29

Clearly it took OP so long to make the flowers everyone assumed he was dead. His girlfriend clearly didn't take too kindly to a ghost on her front porch.