By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 211
You deserved it 4 267

Same thing different taste

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Put his car keys and as many house keys he has, along with his cell phone & deodorant in his car, don't bother locking it, and then cover the car in Saran wrap. Then, cover it using various cans of silly string, whipped cream and sprinkles. Revenge is sweet, bitchez.

jessesgirl14 16

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man! Yes he is!! Lol

That is arguably one of the best pranks I have ever heard about!

sinking_fish 12

My husband read this post. Im screwed. FML.

bizarre_ftw 21

Don't follow the rose petals!!!!!! D8

bizarre_ftw 21

And by this I mean was he trying to break up with you? I'm just curious because why would he have locked you out?......

OP should learn to hope for the best expect the worst

bizarre_ftw 21

38 - given I've seen Ke$ha and lil' Wayne on here (or someone that looks a **** lot like Ke$ha anyway) I wouldn't be surprised if that were snooki

God I love whipped cream. I want to go to Starbucks and ask for a grande whipped cream. C'est tout. Yum yum in my tum.

strife1313 4

All that lead up wasted he could of been the talk of women everywhere