Babysitter and Kids: Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go...

By Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden

Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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Rising Damp

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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Sleepless in Singapore

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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Emily84 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:39

It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."

ThorsSon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:52

#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?

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angizzlelolhahah 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:57

Godchildren aren't always blood related, they are usually a close family friends' child.

Thrasher91 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:20

For some reason, this is a fake fml

aleexandriax0 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:40

Wow poor kid. That shows how much attention you were showing him.

mariacru1 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:31

Omfg this is sooofunny

Nanael_fml 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:00

You bad!!

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:12

This made me laugh. I added it to my favorites.

Tawnkat 13

Thursday 18 September 2014 4:18

Poor little guy...

randomgirl1234 20

Friday 19 December 2014 23:11

4 year old kids are able to "go to potty" by themselves actually... But maybe that's just me

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 12 August 2015 10:53

Well, he did give you a fair warning despite the misunderstanding.

Glitterbaby2613 20

Tuesday 23 March 2021 19:20

hope u told his parents what happened, not blamed him

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