Kids: Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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kel_pie 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

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Snow_Daisy 7

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:05

dayum. :/

shadaboo2014 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:04

question of the day: y were u holding a pantsless baby in ur lap...u had on pants tho rite?

purplemnm 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:10

wow...pantless baby on your lap? is your name Herbert? mmmm...popsicles...

SierraVanilla 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:10

ahaha I was thinking the same question, kid no pants in your lap?? uhmm...

Whyme8P 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:22

op how would u not notice??? are u mental.....stupid¡

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:26

What I'm worried about is why the kid was sitting on the OP's lap. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

xmagster 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:59

exactly what I was thinking. o__o Why did this kid not have pants on?! lol

DemonChicken 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:07

a better fml would be "some chick my parents hired had me naked on her lap I feel violated,fml.

paramorefan125 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:22

lol I ws tinkin tha exact same thing!

ivyy 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:23

WTF yd u have a naked kid on ur lap creeper. n nice fam guy reference btw

themajik 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:31

and u prolly had a boner. pedo.

majones 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:56

Today, I came home to see my babysitter receiving a Boston pancake from my seven year old son. FML

albinomustang 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:03

hahaha!!!!! Gross

cady2 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:51

it was probably a small one. like two or three and they were wearing a pullup or diaper and it soaked through. you all are immature.

toaster468 0

Monday 19 July 2010 5:19

so you allow little kids to sit on your lap, PANTLESS, while their parents aren't home? petifile!!!! jk

mayumm 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:51

Today, I had a pantless kid on my lap while babysitting. I was turned on until he peed. FML <------- theres the shorter version

PSI_Kid 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:05

Wow that sucks... lol

SomeonesGoneDie 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:37

Holy fricken pedo shit! ZING :D

BaGu_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:57

I think you'd notice unless you're a huge fatass. ;)

kel_pie 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

Starfire22 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:09

lol... I was wondering the same thing...

Subrosawolf 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:11

Why are we all asuming this is a male post? It could be a female pedo.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:11

I think it's called foreplay.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:12

Yay Pedobear! The other question is why were you so distracted that you didn't notice the kid did his business until he told you?

cono1717 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:02

lol I think it calls for a WTF!!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:08

Nah, it's not serious. Just another couple of posers doing a fail rendition of 2 girls 1 cup. No WTF is needed :)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:15

Yup :(

BigLostBear 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:02

#7 I was waiting to see a pedobear comment :) you have pleased me.

emala1096 17

Sunday 24 February 2013 5:48

exactly what I was thinking..

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

Jrook 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:57

I think that is a crime in some states, having a naked kid on your lap. I'd make a joke about child rape... but that's not funny

xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:03

maybe the kid had on underwear..

dorkside_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:04

good

QueenOfBoredom 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:23

i like you... why? your picture thats why!

ilovechuux13 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:07

maybe you shouldn't have naked kids on your lap?

OBCD_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:27

maybe the OP mistook their job for their hobby...

Subrosawolf 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:07

Gotta go peepee! Yaaaaay! I did it awl by mysewf!

daftpunk_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:08

why was there a naked kid on your lap? so fail..

22jrdn55 15

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:09

Were you raping the little dude?

Harry_Styles_fml 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:02

I read your comment then your picture, A+ man, A+..

breannav 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:09

yeah gross. i agree. y no pants

Wasted_Elmo 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:09

why have a kid with no pants on was u molesting him that he felt so pleased he wet him self on ur lap .... just saying

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