Babysitter and Kids: Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go...

By Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden

Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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Sleepless in Singapore

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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Emily84 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:39

It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."

ThorsSon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:52

#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?

Comments

snelhest 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:52

this is fake because you are in Blekinge , Sweden and there is no word in swedish for "party" that sounds like any word for "potty". most likely he said one of these words: party: fest, kalas, party potty: (gå på) toa/toaletten, kissa good try though.

nike1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:46

Umm... how about "potta"?

fyrtiosexarton 12

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:48

still, potta and party aint nothing alike. maybe in blekingska. isnt that like skånska but with a different name?

miko84 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:28

The word "parta" can sound like "potta" if you say it without "r" like a kid(Or ppl from Blekinge! =D ).

itsohsoabsurd 6

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:16

i was also really confused that a 4-year old from sweden could speak english.. its a funny story, but not if it's just made up.

thuglifenigga_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 5:14

you lyin muthafucka...how the hell would a swedish four year old kid speak english?

BamaNate8807 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:58

Maybe it was translated into English, for this website?

cmac86 23

Saturday 3 October 2009 8:43

that boy likes to "party all the time". (party all the time song from the 80s sounds like "potty all the time").

Gormare 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:48

The sad part is, potty and party is almost impossible to confuse in swedish. Assuming the 4 year-old doesn't know how to speak english, I would say this FML is fake.