Transportation: Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage...

By Lil_bit - 04/01/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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Get bent

By Garage: 1 Me: 0 - 11/10/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML

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MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML

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By willkftw - 21/09/2018 15:30

Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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kbaker90 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.

nancyngo 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!

Comments

MasterConan 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:44

stop parking in the damn garage! just fill it with crap and park in the driveway like normal people.

ColdGold 6

Monday 4 January 2010 21:49

Practice backing-up somewhere that you won't hit something.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 4 January 2010 22:22

personally i like ftw = **** the world! haha but for the win is also appropriate

grimspook76 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:31

Congrats on being a complete idiot.

Bertha5 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:49

wooowww! epic fail.

Jake1488 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:19

dont feel bad i cant count the times iv done that.

danii_s2 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:39

it's a taxi driver for sure.

AmeOwl 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:31

Learn to drive! I'm just glad the door stopped you before you could get to the street where your terrible driving skills might actually hurt someone!

Luna0709 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:42

who would give you a driver's license?

MakeupBurn 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:42

Dumbass didn't you learn the first time around?

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