Transportation: Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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corruptionoflol 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:57

learn to drive

Dukedj 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

That sucks, maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot though...

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Dukedj 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

That sucks, maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot though...

jgardner12 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

Haha talk about embarrassing.

ilaughatfmls 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

smooth.

Bitts 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:54

Why?

iknow_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:55

woooow

corruptionoflol 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:57

learn to drive

x_eyebrows 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

:) Yeah, you suck at driving. Paying attention would have prevented this moment.

kel_riv 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:59

I've almost done that so many times. when a car is in your blind spot and you quickly check your mirrors and think you have infinite room to back out, you aren't careful at all and that can happen. though I've always noticed at the last moment and prevented an accident. so maybe you are a bad driver.

bananahammock 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:59

there are so many reasons why this shouldn't have happened... YDI

Mostskillz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:59

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