Saboteur!
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You should thank your cat. There's nothing worse than flying overseas only to realise you forgot the cat piss.
I’ve heard Brazil smells like cat pee, so you’ll fit right in.
I do dozens of things all day. There are only 2 or 3 FMLs a day now, so it only consumes a few minutes to comment on them as they come up.
That was not nice, sir :(
Calm down, I was just kidding!
That’s what I do if one of my family goes on a trip without me
Aww that's such a cute gesture from your cat, a goodbye piss in ur case :3
Should have closed the luggage and put it away.
You kinda deserved it for packing the night of. Learn to do things ahead of time!
The night before IS doing it ahead of time! The only way to categorically ensure cat-free and cat-pee-free luggage is to pack 20 minutes before heading to the airport, and put the suitcase into the car immediately.
That should be fun with the drug sniffing dogs at customs.
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You should thank your cat. There's nothing worse than flying overseas only to realise you forgot the cat piss.
Just reminding you who’s in charge.