Miscellaneous: Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool.... - FML

By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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You deserved it 647

By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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You deserved it 3 261

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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You deserved it 50 200

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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You deserved it 4 788

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 179

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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You deserved it 217

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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You deserved it 1 273

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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Top comments

teddy4nyy 13

Monday 20 May 2013 16:08

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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golden_warrior 23

Monday 20 May 2013 17:02

Or you can always play him online.

Samafilbeit 11

Monday 20 May 2013 17:13

So...by friend you mean assailant, right? FYL and his too if you had his ass locked up, cuz I definitely would!

Bano360 25

Monday 20 May 2013 17:16

People like that would no longer be my friend.

Hobbit79 10

Monday 20 May 2013 17:17

Wow, i hate sore losers.

olpally 32

Monday 20 May 2013 17:18

RAGE QUIT!!! BOOM, HEADSHOT!!! Your friend is an asshat.

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 20 May 2013 17:26

What a sore loser.

perdix 29

Monday 20 May 2013 18:52

Did you read the OP's name?

seacadet 18

Monday 20 May 2013 17:27

I would then take that broken stick and shove it, broken end first, un lubed, up his ass hole!

buddy51 23

Monday 20 May 2013 18:14

OP- That's not a friend, that's an Asshat Douchenozzle! Not only should you never play pool with him without wearing a helmet, you should reconsider whether you want a friend who sees cracking your skull as a good response to being a loser at pool!!

kiskraze 7

Monday 20 May 2013 18:20

Sore loser.

PiNkMoOn 9

Monday 20 May 2013 19:03

are you ok now?

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