Miscellaneous: Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool....

By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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You deserved it 6 188

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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 023

You deserved it 3 135

By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 741

You deserved it 647

By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 832

You deserved it 3 261

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 377

You deserved it 50 200

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 472

You deserved it 4 788

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 56 179

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 385

You deserved it 217

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 116

You deserved it 4 643

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 1 273

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 193

You deserved it 10 255

teddy4nyy 13

Monday 20 May 2013 16:08

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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Medd_fml 13

Monday 20 May 2013 19:15

you're a little generous with the word 'friend', huh?

KnnNike 2

Monday 20 May 2013 19:27

Time for a new friend...

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Monday 20 May 2013 19:41

Guess that makes you a SORE winner, lol

zazzi01 10

Monday 20 May 2013 19:51

beat his ass lol

dj041392 9

Monday 20 May 2013 20:24

I suggest you make a new friend

Tiger9099 11

Monday 20 May 2013 21:07

Never again.

Jharrist89 12

Monday 20 May 2013 21:52

Did he get mad when you called the police?

NagainaFier 16

Monday 20 May 2013 22:17

Then you both beat his ass AND not get a concussion! Sounds like a win to me!

atoom1 3

Monday 20 May 2013 22:51

Such a sore loser. At least he didn't stick it up your ass lol

buckdharma 37

Monday 20 May 2013 23:04

Don't go hunting with this one.

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Same thing different taste

Manly man

Heated gaming moment

Public freakout!

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