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By Timon Nowak - 07/10/2017 21:45 - Poland - Grabownica Starzenska

Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML
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really_dad? 14

You expect sympathy? **** you stop putting your penis in everything you see

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ezrajab 22

Serves you right never cheat and hurt someone you are supposed to be with exclusively! YDI

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azouwa 26

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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

“When a man drinks too much and thinks he loves a woman...”

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really_dad? 14

You expect sympathy? **** you stop putting your penis in everything you see

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ViviMage 38

But he's already ******......

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ezrajab 22

Serves you right never cheat and hurt someone you are supposed to be with exclusively! YDI

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exileonmainst 16

"Honey, I've been meaning to tell you.. For the last nine months you've been pregnant and today you gave birth!" "Yeah, no shit!"

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sadh3 12

Um, what?? I am fairly certain that the person that OP impregnated was not his wife.

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exileonmainst 16

Could you please tell me you're just joking sadh3? Even if you weren't, just say it.

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lonelyny1945 8

Everybody jumping to the worst conclusion. Maybe he just means that today he decided to become a Catholic priest and should now be addressed as "Father." The whole wife thing is still an issue of course.

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kirby1964 20

Actually no, men who are already married can become a priest in the Catholic Church and not have to get a divorce.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You admitted to cheating on your wife and you want sympathy? You're kidding me, right? I hope she sends you to the curb and takes everything from you in the divorce.

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Zachary8261 28

I hope you’re proud of yourself. You cheating piece of shit.

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Lobby_Bee 17

There really isn't a good way to let your wife know about this, but do expect a painful slap to the face for starters.

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Sandra Foran 10

You sir, are a sack of shit. I hope your wife leaves you and takes everything you own.

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