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By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML

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By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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blue8795 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

You didn't notice the weight difference?

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Deserved. Poor mom though.

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cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 4:35

u could have gave her a heart attack. the cup full or not full. people shouldn't play jokes on elders.

a124 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:04

ydi for not checking

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:30

GO DAD!! no offense but u were in for that

googlle 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:52

poor baby was it cold water?

rottentomatoes 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:16

the messee became the messer..

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:05

how the hell did you not notice there was actual water in the cup ??

bearcats044 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:32

Real mature...

WshCaps8 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:06

Wouldnt be able to seethe difference in weight..plus water would be moving in the cup when you walk dumbass

carmelmilkshake 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 7:28

your dad is awesome. not only did he play the best prank on his wife ever, he got YOU to take the fall for it! lmfao

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:44

That's an awesome dad!!! Well you can take it as a joke. Not only you can joke! ;)

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