By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.

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White667 0

YDI, never water down vodka, that's just cruel.

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sparkIy 0

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Enummoc 10

#57- Exactly. So by taking the vodka and refilling the original bottle with water, OP is watering down the vodka in the original bottle (which is cruel). Learn to think.

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asianpo 0

that same exact shit happened to me!!!!!!!

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redsox4021 0

#57 u ******* dumb shit he refilled what he drank with water if he replaced the whole thing they could easily notice it's water

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pippymiskers 4

it's not as if they would put the water in the vodka bottle while vodka was still in there. although that could have been the matter if they knew vodka doesn't freeze and filled it up with water anyway.

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Anubyte 0

The parents would have noticed soon enough anyway, freezing or no...

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greenltrn2003 0

the **** would he use it for, decoration? if thats the case, just say **** it and down the whole thing. which is what OP should have done.

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claireful 4

if he's been taking a little over a period of time, putting rubbing alcohol in it wouldn't make sense because then he wouldn't be able to keep taking some; it would've been a one time thing. think before you post.

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dudeitsdanny 9

It was well-deserved. Next time you try to scam someone out of some vodka, try paying attention in chemistry class.

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lyndis_fml 0

If I were your parents, I would be more pissed about you ruining the vodka than I would be about you drinking it. I'd rather drink an ounce of vodka than half a bottle of watered-down swill.

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YayAmerica 0

Yeah, I didn't realize that that's what he was saying. Agreed. At least take it all, OP. You're getting in the same trouble.

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renaet 0

Yeah OP is just a ****** prick. >:[

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floon_fml 13

Well that seems a little harsh to call someone a "prick" over their Fml. This could be a 14 yr old kid for all you know. I used to love reading the comments section, as most commenters were fairly understanding and just wanted to have a good laugh at someone else's misfortune! Now it seems like the site is full of bullies who want to name call, and start stupid arguments over facts that no one other than OP can verify. Come on people.

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flashback.miss 28

dude.... ydi.... so hard.. The hunt is still on Here in Gorkiy Park I’m in Danger Zone Everywhere is pitch dark I’m running away To a blanket of snow “Spy 1 to Spy 4 I’ve deciphered the code” VODKA that’s the secret word VODKA and they want it so bad VODKA I’ve deciphered the code Got a rush in the head VODKA A transparent word Na zdarovye!- -Na zdarovye! Cold blood drums within They breathe down my neck Spy 1 to Spy 4 we just have to connect Their footsteps are near Closing in for the kill My pulse has gone dead With a heart-racing chill VODKA that’s the secret word VODKA and they want it so bad VODKA I’ve deciphered the code Got a rush in the head VODKA A transparent word

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makino_fml 2

Even if the bottle did not freeze, they will figure out what you have been doing all this time when they taste it. Why ruin the entire bottle when you could have left them at least half (or whatever was left that you have not drank) of some water-free vodka?

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flashback.miss 28

this(14) ^^ makinky knows whats up right?

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