Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water....

By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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Suffer little chives

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML

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Poor little dude

By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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blue8795 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

You didn't notice the weight difference?

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Deserved. Poor mom though.

Comments

Ron24 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:21

as Red Forman would say right about now: Dumbass

pineapples_fml 5

Friday 14 August 2009 4:29

"you're about to read a book that my foot wrote, and it's called 'on the road to in your ass'"

noahvs67 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:29

lol that's funnier than the fml

Hazy_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:48

Really? What are you, 12?

mehwhateverr 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:38

I don't see how he deserved it; he was just pulling a prank which went awry.

blueflame 2

Friday 14 August 2009 4:39

Haha. That's a funny joke to pull. But really, you didn't notice the weight difference? You're a dumbass.

Scotland_111 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:42

"simple things amuse simple minds" So this is what it takes to amuse a redneck, throwing fake water, along with NASCAR , and shiny objects.

19fml18 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:18

And how did you not notice the extra weight in the cup??

athos1237 4

Friday 14 August 2009 6:28

YDI for being a dumbass! How old are you that you are playing pre-pubescent jokes on your 83 year old mom? What did she have you at 72? Oh your just a pathetic old dude thinking your 11. Dumbass!

anitacs9101 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:02

I have a hard time believing that you weren't able to tell it was filled with water unless it was only a little bit, but nonetheless that's kinda funny XD